This aquatic themed hospital couch weirdly has an underwater giraffe on it
By - CoopDaWoop
I feel like the artist started out drawing a seahorse and forgot what they were doing.
I was drawing a seahorse... then I got high
I was sewing it into a couch of course...but then I got high
And now there’s a giraffe there, and I know why...
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got hi^gh
La da da da da da da
I was gonna go to the trench before I got high (come on, y'all)
I was feelin’ pretty drenched, but then I got hiiighh
Now I'm at the back of the school, and I know why!
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got hiiiiiighhh..
Now I'm stuck at home and I know whyyy
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high
Shobe dewepop scebebedebe bop shuwaaaaa
And if I don’t sell one couch, I’ll know why. Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high.
The most majestic water creature
The noble giraffesh. Native to Kaiser territories, this confused looking animal feasts mostly on leftover food left behind and items that get stuck in the vending machine.
My spirit animal
Also, what appears to be Plo Koon's lightsaber.
*Moose would like a word with you*
Just another thing the government is keeping from us
What other lies have we been told by the Jedi Council??
Everything about this is awesome. That it exists. That you noticed it, took a pic, and posted it. And, above all else, that the giraffe's neck continues in a separate opening in a different color.
People in hospitals, especially children, can always use something to help them smile.
I assume the doctor saw the couch on a vacation in africa and shipped back to his office because, that’s the kind of things you do when your rich.
You need something to help you smile.
The other window is tinted green, of course
The Loch Ness monster is actually just an aquatic giraffe
They are the same in one way. They both don't exist.
The body's missing though.
Any severed head like that can wind up in the ocean
But the bubbles!
Well, in the deep depths of the Pacific they do.
Deep sea trench giraffe. Yes, I'm familiar.
It’s not a giraffe, it’s giraffish
Giraffes can actually swim in depths up to 50 ft and have been known to seek sea grass when their normal food source is scarce. So its not entirely out of place to see a swimming giraffe. Their was a whole segment in Planet Earth 2
Edit: just BTW this is a joke
This comment proves how little I actually know about giraffes.
No shit? I need to see this ASAP.
Either we go to the same hospital or mine just has this too. I never noticed the giraffe tho 😂
I remember this from when I was a kid or something. That patterns been around for a while.
He’s got the bubbles and everything
Yeah my wife and I were like there’s no way they forgot what the theme of the couch was and just threw in a giraffe. They knew what they were doing.
It’s a surreptitious cognitive test. Congratulations! You passed!
What do I win?!
You qualify for head of state!
The missing link
That’s just a searaffe you dummy
damnit i searched all the way down in the comments to sea you beat me to it
That is awesome fabric. Love it.
The water giraffe only seen in the wild once when a giraffe fell in the ocean and ended up on an MLG pro fails compilation video
Major League Giraffing
Wonder if the company is called giraffx so maybe their mascott is a giraffe and they sneakily put in a giraffe somewhere. Obviously not a reddit company or else it would be dickbutt
Lol a good theory but the pattern repeats itself all down the couch so there are like 30 deep sea giraffes all over it “hidden” among the other actual sea creatures
It's just a terrible attempt at a seahorse
If you look down and to the left the giraffe’s neck appears to be green and scaly...weeeiirrrdd
Giraffe? Or Sea Horse? Or Giraffe smoking a joint and blowing smoke bubbles in the air?
Giving me tlou vibes
It’s possible these are ‘thought bubbles’ that are artistically cropped so you can’t see what they are thinking 💭
Giraffish. Duh. Don't play koi with us.
It’s to see if you’re paying attention.
If try to find odd thing between a giraffe, a shark and a gold fish , gold fish and giraffe are more closely related to each other than shark
What? Giraffes can’t go for a swim?
Someone had to hide the evidence
More proof that r/giraffesarentreal
Ah yes, my favorite fish
To be fair I have never seen a giraffe in the wild, I'm not too sure what type of environment they like.
I don’t know why but I REALLY like that
One of these things is not like the other....
I love that this could either be a deliberate fun design choice, like a little easter egg, or somebody deadass forgetting what the theme was halfway through a drawing of a seashorse.
A close relative of the sea horse.
Weird as Hell!!
He is just be swimming for a little bit
who doesnt love an aquatic giraffe?
Why did I think this was a box of chocolate?
Or a seahorse
It's probably an aquatic model prototype. r/griaffesdontexist
Why wouldn’t it?
Don't tell me you guys have never heard of the Girrwabble. Yeah they just graze the ocean's floors and eat bubbles. And sand. Wiki it man.
i saw this at the vet the other day, but with a red background
Its elon musks giraffe
That's an elephant, a giraffe has a big long trunk.
The purpose of the giraffes long neck is to be able to get air whenever they want!
Ummm, it’s a sea horse?
Could a giraffe swim?
If so how much of it's neck would be out of the water?
no one mention the spaceship bottom left
This chair has me energy
So this Spongebob scene made sense all along.
That giraffe knew something about the mob, but the mob didn't know it could breath underwater.
Maybe it’s just drowning...
Giraffe: “help me.”
I’ll allow it
Giraffes were originally aquatic animals. They have evolved such long necks so they can breathe while they stay (mostly) underwater. It protected them from non-aquatic predators like Lions.
Everyone knows cats don’t like water. Even giraffes.
Whats with the penis in the corner.
~~Sea~~ Sky horse
That's because they're fairytale creatures.
The girrafe is drowning
stupid long (sea) horses
mans got places to be
Least it’s not a Seabear....
Made in CHI-nA
I misread and thought this was a shower curtain, on which the giraffe makes much more sense. Now I want the shower curtain version.
Josh from Let's Game It Out is likely responsible for a giraffe being under water
The giraffe isn’t underwater ,that’s just a thought bubble that you can’t see all of.
Dont judge hin that was his childhood dream
and a missle?
Don’t question my giraffe homie he’s following his dreams
Underwater giraffe here. Why is that even weird?
Ah l, yes the reef giraffe. Almost as elusive as the Rare Deepwater Jew
I’ll take your entire stock
It’s probably put there as a silly little easter egg for kids to find when they’re bored in the waiting room :,) I remember stuff like this at my pediatricians
So how do you put a giraffe in the tank?
First you open the tank and then you put the giraffe in there.
Giraffes are actually excellent swimmers and can hold their breath for 10 minutes
That's also a terrestrial tortoise at the bottom, not a sea turtle.
Never heard of a sea giraffe then?
He’s just in deep thought
It’s not a giraffe it’s the Loch Ness Monster, obviously.
reminds me of the underwater Bojack Horseman episode
Actually seems to me a decapitated giraffe head and neck...
He learned to breath underwater and swim but you're just questioning and ridiculing him
For shame... For shame
Cousin to the seahorse
This could go on r/crappydesign lol
I think they didn't think it through
Maybe it's above water and it's smoking weed
Ahh it seems you have yet to stumble across the elusive yet majestic sea giraffe
And the rest of its neck is green?
Elon Musk would love this
Did you just assume that giraffe's biome identity?