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This aquatic themed hospital couch weirdly has an underwater giraffe on it

This aquatic themed hospital couch weirdly has an underwater giraffe on it

Pandelein

I feel like the artist started out drawing a seahorse and forgot what they were doing.


DaPoole420

I was drawing a seahorse... then I got high


CoopDaWoop

I was sewing it into a couch of course...but then I got high


SoManyTimesBefore

And now there’s a giraffe there, and I know why...


jopo1992

Because I got high, because I got high, because I got hi^gh


PornBandicoot

La da da da da da da I was gonna go to the trench before I got high (come on, y'all)


CoopDaWoop

I was feelin’ pretty drenched, but then I got hiiighh


Teledildonic

Now I'm at the back of the school, and I know why!


handstanding

Why man?


CoopDaWoop

Because I got high, because I got high, because I got hiiiiiighhh..


analfissure666

hay hay


LILPsychoGrenade

Now I'm stuck at home and I know whyyy


itsjibblesnbitz

Why man?


CoopDaWoop

Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high


itsjibblesnbitz

Shobe dewepop scebebedebe bop shuwaaaaa


analfissure666

HAY HAY


Maenethal

And if I don’t sell one couch, I’ll know why. Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high.


CoopDaWoop

r/restofthefuckingseahorse


Dishydiagram

The most majestic water creature


Sideways_X1

The noble giraffesh. Native to Kaiser territories, this confused looking animal feasts mostly on leftover food left behind and items that get stuck in the vending machine.


NorthwestGiraffe

Don't judge


GiGaBYTEme90

My spirit animal


BradburyMan

Also, what appears to be Plo Koon's lightsaber.


CyberNinja23

*Moose would like a word with you*


GiraffeLibrarian

Concur.


ecrag_eel

Just another thing the government is keeping from us


CoopDaWoop

What other lies have we been told by the Jedi Council??


mc2bit

Everything about this is awesome. That it exists. That you noticed it, took a pic, and posted it. And, above all else, that the giraffe's neck continues in a separate opening in a different color.


donut2099

People in hospitals, especially children, can always use something to help them smile.


ggtgghbvxxc

I assume the doctor saw the couch on a vacation in africa and shipped back to his office because, that’s the kind of things you do when your rich.


PassivePandas

You need something to help you smile.


Sharobob

The other window is tinted green, of course


ohhh-nooo

The Loch Ness monster is actually just an aquatic giraffe


creeper-aww-man_

They are the same in one way. They both don't exist.


CoopDaWoop

r/giraffesdontexist


Breaker-of-circles

The body's missing though.


justadair

Any severed head like that can wind up in the ocean


CoopDaWoop

But the bubbles!


justadair

Freshly thrown


CoopDaWoop

F


jorph

r/giraffesdontexist


Syek26

Well, in the deep depths of the Pacific they do.


CinciPhil

Deep sea trench giraffe. Yes, I'm familiar.


UncommercializedKat

r/subsithoughtifellfor


Cattalion

It’s not a giraffe, it’s giraffish


CoopDaWoop

Giraffish Park


StevenZissouniverse

Giraffes can actually swim in depths up to 50 ft and have been known to seek sea grass when their normal food source is scarce. So its not entirely out of place to see a swimming giraffe. Their was a whole segment in Planet Earth 2 Edit: just BTW this is a joke


dizzyhobo

This comment proves how little I actually know about giraffes.


CinciPhil

No shit? I need to see this ASAP.


zarza_mora

Either we go to the same hospital or mine just has this too. I never noticed the giraffe tho 😂


SandManic42

I remember this from when I was a kid or something. That patterns been around for a while.


dirtyblueshirt

r/irleastereggs


addsomethingepic

He’s got the bubbles and everything


CoopDaWoop

Yeah my wife and I were like there’s no way they forgot what the theme of the couch was and just threw in a giraffe. They knew what they were doing.


coocooforcoconut

It’s a surreptitious cognitive test. Congratulations! You passed!


CoopDaWoop

What do I win?!


Kat-

You qualify for head of state!


45-70x

The missing link


Imlouwhoareyou

That’s just a searaffe you dummy


MatthewvdV

damnit i searched all the way down in the comments to sea you beat me to it


Imlouwhoareyou

Lol


DuchessOfCelery

That is awesome fabric. Love it.


MrZaptile933

The water giraffe only seen in the wild once when a giraffe fell in the ocean and ended up on an MLG pro fails compilation video


CoopDaWoop

Major League Giraffing


MrZaptile933

Indeed


YesplzMm

Wonder if the company is called giraffx so maybe their mascott is a giraffe and they sneakily put in a giraffe somewhere. Obviously not a reddit company or else it would be dickbutt


CoopDaWoop

Lol a good theory but the pattern repeats itself all down the couch so there are like 30 deep sea giraffes all over it “hidden” among the other actual sea creatures


davescoggs76

It's just a terrible attempt at a seahorse


CoopDaWoop

If you look down and to the left the giraffe’s neck appears to be green and scaly...weeeiirrrdd


ispaydeu

Giraffe? Or Sea Horse? Or Giraffe smoking a joint and blowing smoke bubbles in the air?


Mallus_

Giving me tlou vibes


smellybagofdirt

It’s possible these are ‘thought bubbles’ that are artistically cropped so you can’t see what they are thinking 💭


Dazd_cnfsd

That’s Nessie!


Futt-Bucked

Giraffish. Duh. Don't play koi with us.


[deleted]

It’s to see if you’re paying attention.


abdulkareemsn

Technically true If try to find odd thing between a giraffe, a shark and a gold fish , gold fish and giraffe are more closely related to each other than shark


Zalee89

What? Giraffes can’t go for a swim?


thesaltontheside

Someone had to hide the evidence


idbanthat

More proof that r/giraffesarentreal


Glory_Days7

Ah yes, my favorite fish


hillegas

To be fair I have never seen a giraffe in the wild, I'm not too sure what type of environment they like.


lonely_hedgehog1

Wakarimasu


Guntai

I don’t know why but I REALLY like that


Re-Groot

One of these things is not like the other....


bloodandkoolaid

I love that this could either be a deliberate fun design choice, like a little easter egg, or somebody deadass forgetting what the theme was halfway through a drawing of a seashorse.


CaptnMesoAmerica

A close relative of the sea horse.


Heterodynist

Weird as Hell!!


mim_Armand

He is just be swimming for a little bit


mrstipez

Nessie!


Previous_Clothes

who doesnt love an aquatic giraffe?


portepalle

Why did I think this was a box of chocolate?


mbgreen215

Or a seahorse


supercheese69

It's probably an aquatic model prototype. r/griaffesdontexist


Brushless_Thunder

Why wouldn’t it?


Cuteandhonest

Don't tell me you guys have never heard of the Girrwabble. Yeah they just graze the ocean's floors and eat bubbles. And sand. Wiki it man.


jojo-says-frick

i saw this at the vet the other day, but with a red background


Koffeekage

Its elon musks giraffe


guitarjunky64

Girrafish?


UnknownSideRays

That's an elephant, a giraffe has a big long trunk.


[deleted]

The purpose of the giraffes long neck is to be able to get air whenever they want!


Mumsbud

Ummm, it’s a sea horse?


willbeach8890

Could a giraffe swim? If so how much of it's neck would be out of the water?


embroideredyeti

[https://blogs.scientificamerican.com/tetrapod-zoology/burning-question-for-world-giraffe-day-can-they-swim/](https://blogs.scientificamerican.com/tetrapod-zoology/burning-question-for-world-giraffe-day-can-they-swim/)


glassball12

no one mention the spaceship bottom left


lilbitmeow

This chair has me energy


embroideredyeti

[https://blogs.scientificamerican.com/tetrapod-zoology/burning-question-for-world-giraffe-day-can-they-swim/](https://blogs.scientificamerican.com/tetrapod-zoology/burning-question-for-world-giraffe-day-can-they-swim/)


Amateur_Demon

https://youtu.be/GynzyMV9hHk So this Spongebob scene made sense all along.


shagguitar

That giraffe knew something about the mob, but the mob didn't know it could breath underwater.


Today_i_might_wait

Maybe it’s just drowning...


PopeOfChurchOfTits

Giraffe: “help me.”


Riskay_Raven

I’ll allow it


ClaustrophobicSting

Giraffes were originally aquatic animals. They have evolved such long necks so they can breathe while they stay (mostly) underwater. It protected them from non-aquatic predators like Lions. Everyone knows cats don’t like water. Even giraffes.


mailwasnotforwarded

Whats with the penis in the corner.


everybodypretend

~~Sea~~ Sky horse


Pedarogue

That's because they're fairytale creatures.


Bariumtinguy

The girrafe is drowning


french_violist

/r/crappydesign


I_am_visibility

stupid long (sea) horses


The_Mematorium

mans got places to be


triffidsarecool

Least it’s not a Seabear....


TwoWiresThin

Made in CHI-nA


watermelonswithwings

I misread and thought this was a shower curtain, on which the giraffe makes much more sense. Now I want the shower curtain version.


FoxFourTwo

Josh from Let's Game It Out is likely responsible for a giraffe being under water


MrNimby

The giraffe isn’t underwater ,that’s just a thought bubble that you can’t see all of.


IanBoiiiiiiii

Dont judge hin that was his childhood dream


Someone0nR3ddit

and a missle?


Killerskyhawk

Don’t question my giraffe homie he’s following his dreams


slackermannn

Underwater giraffe here. Why is that even weird?


Mbarton2010

Ah l, yes the reef giraffe. Almost as elusive as the Rare Deepwater Jew


the_ghost_of_a_flea

I’ll take your entire stock


babel-fisherman

It’s probably put there as a silly little easter egg for kids to find when they’re bored in the waiting room :,) I remember stuff like this at my pediatricians


HoboSomeRye

So how do you put a giraffe in the tank? First you open the tank and then you put the giraffe in there.


kingofcorndog

Giraffes are actually excellent swimmers and can hold their breath for 10 minutes


Geschirrspulmaschine

That's also a terrestrial tortoise at the bottom, not a sea turtle.


swe3nytodd

Never heard of a sea giraffe then?


jorn01

He’s just in deep thought


ItsThaWolfe

r/giraffesarentreal


Dgonzilla

It’s not a giraffe it’s the Loch Ness Monster, obviously.


EGH6

reminds me of the underwater Bojack Horseman episode


Martian_Pudding

Actually seems to me a decapitated giraffe head and neck...


Davenporten

Duh


jsbjsk

He learned to breath underwater and swim but you're just questioning and ridiculing him For shame... For shame


Omegastrator

Cousin to the seahorse


Yeet-boi69onYT

This could go on r/crappydesign lol


DueHorse

I think they didn't think it through


Karens_Are_Cunts

Maybe it's above water and it's smoking weed


LawngClaw17

Ahh it seems you have yet to stumble across the elusive yet majestic sea giraffe


babysnakes22

And the rest of its neck is green?


memeslayer9000dk

Thats normal


pull_my_waffle

Elon Musk would love this


turealis

Did you just assume that giraffe's biome identity?