T O P

Wowowowowowowowowoman?

Wowowowowowowowowoman?

Torebbjorn

"wo"*float("inf")+"man" There you go


sarahsfdjdijh6

That's not a paradox it's just an endless loop


Ryzzen117

Recursive problem ! Worst than paradoxes !


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[удалено]


BWGucio

I like your funny words, magic man


Dranzell

Finally, someone smart. Unlike op.


Torebbjorn

A cool actual recursive way of this problem could be something like: ​ `String word = "woman";` `while (true) {` `word = word.replace("man", "woman");` `}`


L22ND

A recursive function could be String wowoman(string woman){ Return “wo”+wowoman(woman); }


OxymoreReddit

This is the best way so far to doom a computer. Approved.


OxymoreReddit

This isn't recursion this is a stupid while loop


Torebbjorn

All right then, if you really need it String wowoman(String woman) { return wowoman(woman.replace("man", "woman")); } One serving of StackOverflowError coming right up


AirbusJisnu2005

I’m sorry, is this some kind of Java joke that I’m too Python to understand?


TheOssified

Python gang


Voxorin

The dad never said to replace recursively, so the answer is just "wowoman"


Torebbjorn

That is very true, though if you replace woman with wowoman, is wowoman now woman, and you are supposed to replace the man in it? I guess that is the actual paradox, or whatever better word you have for it


BuildmaAge24680

?


Torebbjorn

Yes, unfortunately you cannot multiply a string by a floating point number


BuildmaAge24680

?????????


MoosetheGreat9

Computer talk


HashirQ

How do you do fellow programmers


MoosetheGreat9

Yeah just cuz I can recognize Spanish doesn't mean I speak it.


Murky_Ad_280

Wowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowoowowowowowowowovovvo


campwaredj7

Damn bro you won no contest. This alone proves you have more work ethic than most redditors.


armance83

There is a man in every woman. No wait...


BuildmaAge24680

There is a wo in every woman aswell. So whats a wo?


justsomeweirdpersona

I don’t know much about wo, but I know plenty of woe.


Maduch1

Who’s Woe


dazcar_4891

Woe mama


Murky_Ad_280

Wour mama


dazcar_4891

Wou made it sound like owo talk, hope wu are proud


Arthur_Wolfie

MASTER WU!


_flaccid_pancake

Than why am I not called a woeman


zNuttyD0ge

Woahman chill out


Kosack-Nr_22

In german „wo“ means where so when you directly translate it you get the question where man and thats cause you’ll always need a bro if you have a girlfriend or wife


Murky_Ad_280

Where?


Revenge_of_the_Bitch

Pop Smoke?


singhpk1

unless they’re a redditor


TheRealPakaluPapito

Trans people: ✊🏾🔥🏳️‍🌈


BuildmaAge24680

Traitor Edit: You used an emoji im not homophobe or Transphobe


TheRealPakaluPapito

Oh yeah better clarify before someone destroys you, lol


BuildmaAge24680

I knew that was gonna happen, so i quickly edited it


TheRealPakaluPapito

Yup


Murky_Ad_280

The patients IQ levels are lowering! (Oompa loopmas are trapping me in a basement and they are doing-


FunnySquare9658

Shall i r/woosh sir?


TheRealPakaluPapito

I’m confused


Murky_Ad_280

Yes please ok here is you tip


Nekorio

Well, that's ok also.


sarahsfdjdijh6

Crash Bandicoot intensifies


SiloXL7Hyphen

After it becomes wowoman, it’s not woman anymore so u stop adding


DaMuffin_lover

u/OwOfier


OwOfier

Aftew it becomes wowoman, it’s not woman anymowe so u stuwup adding I need to be punished *runs paws down your chest and bites lip* ^(I'm a bot, you can call me with u/OwOfier. )


PandasDontBreed

What the fuck


Tumdslaka

u/OwOfier


OwOfier

What the fuwuck Nyaa uwu ^(I'm a bot, you can call me with u/OwOfier. )


No-Chocolate-

What the hell he took out the nya out of his ass


Ori-and-Sein

u/OwOfier


OwOfier

What the heww he tuwuok out the nya out of his ass *pouts* ^(I'm a bot, you can call me with u/OwOfier. )


Tumdslaka

u/OwOfier


Dormideous

But this is reddit, we ignore furries and anything to do with them so wowomen becomes woman since owo is furry for any statement. Therefore, you are left with women again, and must continue to add and delete. This is now your life. We will check in on you again in. . .twenty five years, forty seven days, two hours, and 57 seconds.


Nilly00

no you stop after you did it once since the instructions never specified how often you are supposed to execute them thus you should default to only doing them once. also good luck with the whole "ignoring anything to do with furries" thing. That's pretty much impawsible at this point


Dormideous

The instructions specify that you must replace the subset of letters “man” in the word “woman”. Since you ignore the new subset “owo” you have not carried out the instruction at all since the word remains as “woman”


Nilly00

But in order to ignore the "owo" and return the word to "women" you had to first create the "owo" by performing the given task. So you fulfilled the task creating "Wowomen" and then in a separate, secondary action ignore the "owo" returning the word to "women". While the outcome may be the same as if you had done nothing, you still have performed these actions as required.


Dormideous

No no, the ignoring of the owo is not a secondary action, it is a simultaneous condition that you experience. The situation is analogous to attempting to cook pizza rolls in the oven, setting the timer, returning only to find the oven wasn’t plugged in. The work done has had no effect, having never fulfilled the task.


Nilly00

who the fuck unpluggs his oven?


Dormideous

Nobody, I do it. I unplug other people’s ovens


The_Ashen_undead0830

he used the cursed furry language, shoot him or something


OxymoreReddit

Ah yes recursion.


Educational_Archer44

To understand recursion, you must first understand recursion


LockMiddle1851

Came here for this. This is not a paradox, it's just simple recursion. To be fair, in order to understand recursion, one must first understand recursion.


BuildmaAge24680

I leave to take a poop and this post has gained 150 upvotes. Since when can i make memes?


OxymoreReddit

Welcome to Reddit. The land where things happen and none is able to tell why or how.


_flaccid_pancake

Praise


Fragrant-Wait-1125

Same with female


christo334

There is no man in female. /S


NickSchultz

That's not a paradox it's just an endless loop


antoniv1

Dr. Strange approved


_Pertyboy_

*dubstep baseline* `WWOOOOOOWOOWOOWOWOWOOWOOOOOOOOOWOOOOOO000000W`


Xpsycero

This is what I was looking for.


Lykanas

*Crash Bandicoot intensifies*


I_R_MUNKY

Thank. You.


Ramen_N00dlezz

this isnt a paradox this is recursion >:(


pancakes8u

No, this is Patrick!


PunkyMunky64

Brb = bad recursion brb


sweden-boi

WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOMAN!!!


BuildmaAge24680

*Wowowowowowowowowowowowowoowowoman*


Breakingamer04

*wowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowoman*


Mr_Grapefuit1

Wowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowoman


SpaghettiFace101

Damn bro you won no contest. This alone proves you have more work ethic than most redditors.


B00gie005

(Wo*10^∞)man


RicaKing

This guy doin the mafs


Fly-Orion

owoman


FelixzeBear

When you know the answer


Hunterine

Wowoman would be enough. The point was to change man to woman in word "woman" so doing that would just leave us with wowoman


Ultraspire_X

Korega requiem da


97th69

You don't replace wowoman, just woman


L4yZeee

But wouldn't that just be wowoman? After that you have to replace every man in wowoman, not woman


bauty_545

owo?


Justmakinthis

After the first time you already did it. It’s kinda like the question of how many 5s can you take out of 100. Only one because after that’s it’s no longer 100


RicaKing

No you see, he said replace every man in WOMAN and not wowoman. That means you only get to wowoman. ᵈᵒⁿᵗ ᵗᵃᵏᵉ ᵐʸ ᶜᵒᵐᵉⁿᵗ ˢᵉʳⁱᵒᵘˢˡʸ


blackdeath1278

Nah, it should be wowoman, cuz it didn't say to repeat until man was not there.


iPodtouch6thgenuser

I am now going to produce the worlds most downvoted comment: It includes OwO


Ultraspire_X

Oh I don’t think so


Nilly00

Good luck topping the downvotes on that one ea comment lol.


Demonking42069

I wanna see that comment. Where can I find it bud.


Nilly00

I hope it will make you feel a [sense of pride and accomplishment.](https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWarsBattlefront/comments/7cff0b/seriously_i_paid_80_to_have_vader_locked/dppum98?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)


TorinLike

\*cloaker noises\*


Puzzlehead-Engineer

Recursion in a nutshell.


Tomas_Crusader17

OWOman


gudbjrn69

W


gudbjrn69

Problem solved


antoniv1

Woman


awesomeadan

If you replace the “men” in “women” with “women”, you will have “wowomen”. HOWEVER, you can’t go any farther because if you do, then you wouldn’t have replaced the “men” in “women” with “women”, you would have replaced it with “wowomen”.


tinysadnoises

its not a paradox, its a loop :)


Westernskye124

Morty be like


LifeIsAnAbyssmalPit

wOWOman


Valkary22

Badly written recursion be like


OneDimensionUp

wow


Schmensch-

Recursion intensifies


Qwertayguy

I tried to put this in a meme but I didn't know how to


TheLVL5Mage

Does that mean lesbians are just wo’s because no man’s been inside them?


soukaixiii

woopeople


Trysiuw

He died...


adamkatav

wowoman, since "wowoman" is no longer "woman"


angelinamercer

wowowowowowoowowowom- leTS PUMP IT UP


Special_Evening_4523

wOWOman


alebabar123

Whatever time it is, there wll always be a man inside a woman


ech0b0t

It’s not a paradox this is just the human woman experience on display


Bi-Nocturnal

wowoman


Avilnar

OwOman


Avilnar

I had to say that


AgentIncognito47

Nah it would jus be wowoman since once you replace the first man it’s no longer woman which means you don’t have to change man into woman thus ending the loop


El_Burkako

Hehe wOwOman


zombienekers

Well i mean you did replace the "man" in "'woman"(1) with "woman"(2). Nothing in the paradox says you have to do anything with "woman"(2). So he solved it in slide 5


Girrafica

Crash bandicoot *wowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowoowwowowowowowowowowowoowwoowowowowowowowwowowoowwowowowoowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowoowowowowowowowoowowowowowowowowowowowowowo*


Pinata6226

In modern warfare remastered you can kill Makorov, making for possibly one of the biggest time paradoxes


hilyexplosivechicken

Wo


LordGigu

Crash bandicoot watching this meme: funni woah


wheeze_cough

One of the best meme templates if done correctly, change my mind


HybridMemer

Wowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowmen


PaniqueAttaque

This isn't so much a paradox as it is just a feedback loop. While all paradoxes involve feedback loops, not all feedback loops are paradoxes.


xXkirbywithaknifeXx

I KNEW I WASN'T THE ONLY WHO THOUGHT ABOUT THIS!


RaidThomasdeTrein

i thought it meant a diffrent man in woman


NotsoslyFoxxo

wOwOman


WhyDogeButNotCate

This is exactly why I almost never use while loops in my code unless necessary.


CorpseCookies

Actually it's just wowoman because after replacing the first man with woman you no longer have the word woman and therefore don't need to replace the word man anymore.


BuildmaAge24680

Our hero


where_didIcome_from

Also works with literally every word. Just remove any amount of letters from it and replace that within the word with itself Hello: llo HeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHe...


plasmawielder

Wowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowoman?


faris_Playz

Its wrong, because he said replace every man in "woman" with woman but after the first time its wowoman and its no longer "woman" , therefore breaking the rule. And that's gentlemen is what happens when ur bored


SpaghettiFace101

Bruh what's with this kid, calm down mate😂


faris_Playz

Ur new to reddit , Aren't you ?


SpaghettiFace101

Unfortunately not sometimes wish I wasn't on it at all😂


B00gie005

(Wo*10^∞)man


BuildmaAge24680

Meth


Geoclasm

That's not a paradox, it's just a recursive loop without an exit condition.


Mr_Grapefuit1

Another paradox:The following sentence is correct: this sentence is not correct.


MoosetheGreat9

Portal 2 good game


Nika___

owoman


SpaciaIVortex

Wowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowoman


Gronanor

The fact that more than 21k persons think recursivity is a paradox is not funny at all


142737

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Fly-Orion

I read this like that Crash Bandicoot meme


eyyyyono

Ah recursion, someone forgot their base case


Wide_Dick

I have a paradox. This sentence is false.


TheUndeadBowman

``` while 1:print('wo',end='') ```


ScaredEngine8202

wowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowoman


TaftsTummyforTaxes

Is that recursion I see? *every Redditor jumping out the shadows to add their IT snark like Bill Gates jumping over a chair*


GoldenGod702

Replace every man in man with man bam you get man


HoydenGirl2510

Wowowoowowowowowowwowowowowoowowowoowowowowowowowowoowwoowowow


alfanoob

good night wowoowowowowowowoowowowowoman :)


AREDDITOR1234567

Wowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowoworickrollwowowowowowowowowowowowowosecondrickrollman. That’s as far as I can go.


kybh

🤣


GrandyPandy

Wowomanman


The_Kek_5000

Nah it would just be „wowoman“


MehmetMond

hahah funny XD


intriguedsikh

Wowowow


Small_Orang

Blo blo blo blo blo blo blo blo blo [Hot Head](https://youtu.be/UQm8qpexnjo)


StepIntoMyOven_69

I think it would stop at 2nd step because it's now wowoman


Dhawkeye


hiiwillgetyo

wouldn't it be wowo? correct me if im wrong


socron_gaelith

Fake feminists be like:


darthguaxinim

wowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowo...


Sh4dowCry

Wouldnt it end after Wowoman because its no longer just woman but Wowoman?


its_MrDoge

the answer would be wowoman cause after that you wouldn't be changing the man in woman, you would be changing the man in wowoman.


fuckboi8372

That's not his dad... Wait a minute


Wandering_rowe

Womon


normalhumanwormbaby1

wo R (repeating) man