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-_sarrac_-

f r u c k


purple_banananana

In my head I somehow pictured it as a fuck-truck


Asher2dog

That's how an old friend of mine said Firetruck when he was first learning to talk!


[deleted]

[удалено]


BlastBurne

moster*


mozziemofo

molester truck


FantasyAITA

No, those are vans.


Asexualkarma

The molester truck goes...PEDO PEDO PEDO PEEO


TungCR

walter


RealJG123

mmm yes ***w a l m a r***


SandeMC

Lmfao same


bakak17

[Two Trucks](https://youtu.be/WchseC9aKTU)


Lancwer

####two #####trucks


Satans_Pretty_Cumrag

2 trucks having sex, 2 trucks having sex, my muscles, my muscles involuntarily flex


CyvaderTheMindFlayer

Same


electro_spaz

_f r u c k_


Ya_Boi_uh_SkinnyPeni

_f r u c k_


Vman19500

*F R U C K*


Lancwer

#fruck


windows_pootis

What starts with an f and ends with a uck? F R U C K


ohdamnhethicccboii

*F R U C K*


WDMakaIdiocy

^f r u c k


Lancwer

###firetruck


TungCR

i like firetrucks and monster trucks


Lancwer

##monster truck


wtph

How did he misspell Truck?


Trainer_Gloomy

I'm gonna start saying that


martinno17

Imagine misspelling misspell


Heroptix

uh


Anti-charizard

No its mispeel


stressed-cloud73

mispil


owo_wats_dis

Messspill


Boo1505

Mispelll


IdiotWithIdeas

Meshpel


thetimeis_notnow

Misspelispippi


MaricxX

Imagine mispeling furck


Enitoni

imagjdne


moro1770

3


martinno17

???


Coltenism88

"And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." "1... 2... 5!" "3, sir" "3!"


ewdrive

And St. Attila raised the holy hand grenade on high and said, "O, Lord, bless this thy holy hand grenade. That it may blow thine enemies to tiny bits.... in thy mercy"


Aperson20

r/expectedmontypython


The_Accountant_15

r/montypython


RooBoy04

Pie Jesu domine, dona eis requiem. [thwack]


guspolly3

n’Aaamen


Losmero

I knew i would have found this


[deleted]

I would like to ask how


Heroptix

Idk I'm just stoopid I think


Queen_of_memers

It's the god himself


shiftfive

I'll give you 2 upvotes


shiftfive

5*


tylerr147

fruck


XCoolCweepaX

I would like to ask how


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[удалено]


Heroptix

wot


le-fluff

FRUCK


Heroptix

F R U C K


nico721GD

*F R U C K*


sushiwalker29

***F R U C K***


StitchYYT

F R U C K


nadavcff

_*F r U c K*_


IWannaDieWannaCri

#f R u C k


Firetiger1050

F̵̡̪̤̪̰̣̼̭̹̻̜̩̜̟̪̩̱͉̣̦̠̺̠̦̰̪̪͉̯̠̦̹̘̦͖͈̳̟͕͖̼͇͕̪̼̙͖̳̱̖͓͙̥̺͕̳͇̫̭̝̪̻̖̣̦̞̘̖̹͓̘̯̙̪͉̼̣͉̝͉̺̜̥̭̱̯̌̀ͅͅͅR̵̢̛̛̛̛͕̙͓̻̱̣̟͓̝͔̖͔͉̜̝̱̞̺̖̫̹̤̞̙̹͈̮̘̳̭͓̱͙͖̠̞͍͕̱͖͈̝̦̮̼͉̲̭̣̘͈̫̺̙̥͋͒̓͋̈́̀̓̍̅́̀̔̅̅͗̐̉͛̄̀͂̄̏̍̓͐̒̏̐̊͒͑̈́͑̽̋̂̅̈́̿͂͒̏̒̑́̎̅̔̉̋̉͒̀̎̍̈́́͐̈́͛͗̇̽̈̈͋̈́͐̀͗̊́̚̚̕̕͘͝͝͝ͅͅƯ̸̧̡̨̨̨̢̡̧̡̡̨̢̢̢̨̧̨̢̨̨̢̨̡̡̧̨̢̧̡̛̰̹̥̰̹͎͚̟̰̮̳̠̗̞̣͇̼̙̟͇̫̮̫̻̟̫̬͔̤͈̱̙͓̤̦̭͉̭̜͍̬̺͖̝͍̖̝̬̭͙͇̩̰̰̼̯͙̘̹̩̼̟͚̤͙̭͍̹͍̙̞̮̩̗̺͍̜͇͚̥͉̥̻͉̱̩̯̹̬̳̣̣̣̳̱̬̩̥̜͕̞̟͍͕̪͎̮̬̯͎͓͍̳̰̗̼͚̺̰̻̜̺̦̯̞̹̻͇͕̣̫̮̪̤̳̪̜̭̼̰̼͈̪̝͚̻̱͈̳͚̪̱͎̞̗̗͙͉̺̣͚͔̪͉̥̥͙̺̦͎͚̠̘̭̰͎̳̳̗̥͉͎̩̜͓̠̺̺͈͈̲͔̮̞̠͕͈̻̟̗͔̘̯̤̟̻͙̖̘̟͖̤͕͉̥̪̯̩͍̗̳͖̖͇̳̱̣͉͇͇̣̗̯͇̭͎̪̟̲͈̩̬̽́͗͑͊́̄̑̏́̐͋͐̍̂͋͐̒̏͗͛̿͛̋̏̍̀͆́͑͆̓̎̊͊̎͛̀̐̈́̓̃͋̈́̇͛̋̄̐̏̿͛̈̿̔́̈́̏̚̕̕̕͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͝͝͝͠͝ͅͅͅͅͅͅͅͅͅͅͅͅͅͅÇ̸̡̨̧̧̨̡̢̡̢̧̢̡̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̱͚̟̻̻̳͍͙̼͇͈̼͇̰͎͎̣̱͖̘̞͖͕͎̲̙̘̱̭̯̜̱̙̝̣̼̟̪̙̮̖̬͙̬̭̤̰̜͎͓͈̯̳̱̦͚͖̖͉̣͎̣͎̟̦̜̫͍̝̞̱̺̖͚̳̠͈̪̩͇͚͍͙̗̯̞̦͈͓̥͈̻̬̩͕̺̮̝̭̻͓̝̣̬̞̯̟̳͕̩̥͔̦̳͉̞͈̫̰̭̦̗͎̱͙͈͖̥̖̝̫͔̱̪͖̺̟͉̳̼̼̬̱̘̹̬͖̬̹̹͒̃́͐̆̿̎͑͒̿͛̅́̆̿̄̈́́̈́́̑̊́̔͋́̈̉̅̿̇̿͑̃̓̊́̂́̿̒̋̐͆͆̂̿͐͒̃́̂̂͊̉̎́̀̀̈́̌̋̈́̀͆̊̇̓͗̆͊̀̏̈̀̐̀͐̎͒́́͊́͛͑̀͛̊̽̄͛̀̎͆̈́͆͑̌̇͛̉̓͗͋͆͋̉̽̂͐͌͊̾̈́̂̇́̆̀̓̿̀͆͆͛̈̌͛̒͂̈̾̆̂̀̍̂̈̆͑̽̃͆̈́̍̌̽̀̎̋͋́̃̑̌͌̓͊̿̿́̀͋̈́̐͊̑̍̏̊̑̈́́̈́̽̾̃̊̈́̀̀͒̀̆̃̾́̈͘͘͘̚͘̕̚̚̕͘̚͜͜͜͠͠͝͝͠͝͠͠͠ͅͅͅͅĶ̶̡̧̢̨̢̢̧̧̡̡̡̗̬͎̰͚͚͉̺͔͔̗̼̘͖̻̺͖̯̮͓͇͕̫͖̮̘̼̥̩̼̝͍͕̱̺̣̳͚̻͙̝͙͚̞͈͓͎̗̗̦͖̲̗̖̹͕̖̩̗͚̤̱̻̟͓͔̝̠̩͇̥̪͍̙̘̙̣̖̘͕̖̠̺̦͚̱͚̥͕͉͓̦͓̹͈͚̣̦͇̥̭͔̿͒̍̂̂̓̎͜͜͜͝


MyBizarreRomance

#***FRUCK***


ruck5

**F R U C K**


Ghost_Rafs

Is he King arthur?


BrUhidkreally

Perhaps


Heroptix

ooo


LordPiggleswot

Who are you that is so wise in the ways of science


Heroptix

Wot


blueninja012

I think you meant 5


Lutzelien

3*


blueninja012

how did I miss spell 5?


Lutzelien

3*


Zgredek113

fruck


Smoke_Water

This new learning amazes me Sir Bedevere. Explain to me again how sheep’s bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.


chef_jeff_likes_meat

you have been hit by you have been struck by fruck


whymepleaseno

Fruck


[deleted]

Something is odd here.. you cut your hair?


wayfinder-of-dreams

three, sir!


greencash370

this is like the reverse of king arthur in monty python and the holy grail. "One, two, Five!" "Three, sir." "Three!"


Groenboys

I love to fruck


m3m3y33t

#fruck


firebird820

reverse holy hand grenade


Alalalalexalex971

Oh no a fruck


i_am_a_simp69

Me, a dyslexic: T R U C K


shinobipopcorn

5 is right out.


sudomeacat

When I was a kid I had group English lessons. Somehow one of my classmates managed to misspell “I”. To this day, I’m not sure how that’s possible.


reall_xD

fruck


GraceDrawz

#fruck


Vitroid

That looks like discord. If it is discord, how did you get it to look like that? If it isn't discord, what chat app is that?


LightningSpoof

If hes using a custom discord client, it's most likely Better Discord, which I dont suggest you get since it's against Discord TOS, and people get their account disabled for customizing their Dsicord client.


Vitroid

That's a bummer. I'd love to do something with the pc discord app. On mobile I can at least set it to AMOLED theme, no such thing on pc AFAIK


LightningSpoof

Of course you could install better discord, because although people get banned/account disabled, it's rare. And to install the custom client is easy, used it for a while before myself but it takes a load of CPU usage, so I uninstalled it.


nachog2003

There's a very very very minimal chance of getting banned by using BetterDiscord for customizing the client, I've used it for 3 years and haven't gotten banned.


ScriptK1tty

Yeah the chance is lowered if you don't publicly tell everyone "HEY I USE BETTERDISCORD" because you can only get banned if someone reported you for it. So if you want to use betterdiscord be careful when you screenshot messages to send to other people


Heroptix

It's discord and it's with betterdiscord, I think it's against the TOS but i'm not sure


Kyer7

It is against ToS, but it's only against ToS so discord can't be held liable if someone downloads a virus using betterdiscord (or any software that changes discord). It's a shield so idiots can't sue them if anything happens. They have yet to ban someone for using it. Basically, it's against ToS but isn't enforced


lil_doggo_IRL

Found the background used.... https://wallpaperplay.com/walls/full/e/f/4/16944.jpg


Vitroid

With that little info from a single screenshot? Amazing! Thank you.


lil_doggo_IRL

It's also my background ;) just thought i'd help lol


Heroptix

Nice! Ye I'm using betterdiscord I should uninstall it (the screenshot is from me, my friend posted it)


BrUhidkreally

It’s looking more like the Steam friends chat.


glass-j

Frunk


W00S

We know he can dance but...


glass-j

It is also the term for a trunk where the hood engine would conveniently in a car. It is usually found in a rear engined, mid engined, and electric. Examples of cars with a frunk °The C8 Corvette °The whole current lineup from tesla °The rear engined vw beetle (1920s-80s here in america but in Mexico 1964-2003) °The pontiac fiero °numerous rear engined porches °The toyota mr2


thegreatmakkapakka

I like fire fruck and moster fruck


Russian_cat526

How.. wtf... what..... FRUCK


[deleted]

[удалено]


Heroptix

ik ik I'm gonna switch soon (the screenshot is from me, my friend published it)


Shugunou

The title sounds like something else.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Blue_Flaming0

"You been hit by You been stuck by A fruck WOOOOH"


floomff

person: purposely misspells words on discord reddit: FUNY


nico721GD

Me : stonk


natoball2008

Somebody call an ambulance this man needs help


TooFewForTwo

They misspelled misspell.


az3rty

2 strokes 1 cup


R_GoMcHeckYourself

fruck


therealBenerang

r/skamtebord


RainbowFart882

Who’s miss spell?


retr3y

frok


big-nicks-dick-muget

me too bro


Vkdkdsl

Truck fuck


DuckMeam

It’s the “Fruck” that really got me.


ZoeyIsalwaysallenYT

Fruck 😡


bmguy1744

Is a fruck just a fat truck?


nico721GD

Yup


mozziemofo

fruck


elixoman000

I hate peaple that: 1)Cant spel 😡 2) peaple that pretend likes 😡 4) peaple that can't count 😡


WeebyKris

This guy’s keyboard: It’s five, actually wait three* fruck


Something1839

I mispelled 3 to hello once idk how


Previous-Employ-1940

i love lee no mee no tree no kee no stee NO **AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA**


Djolrrr1231

"fruck"


MrSimpLord

fruck.


Veritaseruming

fruck i hate it when that happens


Emchance2002

"Miss spell"? r/engrish


Ant0nk

heroptix


Heroptix

What?


Croxat101

r/hadastroke is one of the best places ever Edit I know what I did and I regret nothing


W00D-CHUCK

#F R U C K


ayaen5601

Koi to samjha do yrr..


Jonas_-

Discord profile picture checks out with reddit username


FoxyFan505

3 *5


[deleted]

Ms.spell


YT_Tombex007

F R U C K


LucDoesStuff

Fruck


Everedeck

fruck


Awesomeman235ify

Good question, how DO you misspell 3?


Heroptix

idk ;-; (the screenshot is from me, my friend published it)


DaFuriouS-GD

How *do* you misspell 5 though?


PI-XR

HES A JAMESKII FAN! HES A JAMESKII FAN


chimpsinquet125

fruck


coldasbrig

Is that a background on discord?!


Heroptix

Yup (the screenshot is from me, my friend published it)


coldasbrig

Teach me your ways


Heroptix

Use betterdiscord (it's against the tos I'm gonna switch to vanilla soon) and install themes


fuckpepsi2

What number was he even trying to write? Can’t crack the code on this one


Heroptix

5, I was trying to write 5 (the screenshot is from me, my friend published it)


FenterikYT

3


[deleted]

sir is this BetterDiscord?


nico721GD

Yup but if u want more info, ask heropix


[deleted]

it's good, i use it myself


Heroptix

yup betterdiscord


RoscoMan1

[Two Stroke Engine Cycle](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/b1/20/01/b120014d1159cb14aafa1b615ed69a12.gif)


spare_acount

Fruck


BorisProduction

Could’ve chosen something better than “𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙠𝙚 𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚"...


LacyCrusty

That background is sick ngl


Heroptix

U can easily find it (the screenshot is from me, my friend published it)


KKRxn

You scared me this popped on my notifs and all I saw was stroke time


depressed_ass_03

retro theme gang


Heroptix

Yayy (the screenshot is from me, my friend published it)


ciaossu_z

title: Stroke time me: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


schitcrafter

Holy shit I know that guy, from 0b0t, with his own free shop right?


Heroptix

TOTALLY! HEY SHITCRAFTER!!! (the screenshot is from me, my friend published it)


schitcrafter

Hey what's up lmao This is too good


Heroptix

nothing special n u? I'm back on 0b for that free thingy!


schitcrafter

Not much going on tbh, but cool that you're back! Have been thinking of playing on Anarchy servers again too


Heroptix

nice! wanna slide on discord?


AssG0blin69

funk


Imanol_Canada

Fruck