Not Ken M on the Empire State Building
By - lama579
It's a place to do business man stuff like wear suits and bring briefcases to the office and make calls.
Can confirm, I visited the Capital State Building once and the cereal there has the crunchiest numbers I’ve ever tasted.
Ah yes, count chocula
CRUNCH the NUMBERS and SEND THEM TO ME
I also heard they mine salt.
What’s in the briefcase?
Russian breifcase doll
That’s the right answer ass man
But I don’t even really work here…
And that’s what makes this so difficult.
I know, right? How do we tell em they’re being let go, when they don’t really work here?
It’s going to be a tough conversation. Might be wise to have HR present & probably a few briefcases.
Hey man it's 2021 let's clean up the racism
...dude you're allowed to open the briefcase?
The Theory and Practice of Oligarchical Collectivism
Papers…uhh business papers. Oh, and some creedence tapes.
Tacos? Do you want some? No, good because we really wanted them
Briefcases all the way down
The Business Factory, where Vincent Adultman works?
Yes, just like the stock market he went to where he did a business
I looked too long for this comment
[Relevant Tom Cardy](https://youtu.be/qBE9TZP26FI)
Vincent Adultman's HQ
Ah yes, the business factory.
Nah, Buddy the Elf’s dad works there
What’s yours favorite color?
Beat me to it
Walls, hallways, lots of bathrooms - at least as many as floors. There's also a few elevators. Lights. Light switches. Light bulbs to make lights work. Miles of pipes. I'm sure you'll find desks and chairs in there as well, but don't quote me on that one.
Also more floors than elevators.
The impulsive among you may deduce a bound on the ratio of elevators per bathroom.
I would also bet there is a shit ton of wires... all kinds of wires.
Some of the wires have colours.
Idk what’s in it, but I do know Mt Olympus is at the top.
The Empire State.
It's litterally in the title.
It's an airport, duh.
It actually was an airport for zeppelins, I believe.
Not quite an airport but it did have a Zeppelin dock at the top before all that nastiness with the Nazis and the fighting.
I thought the airport was the twin towers
Nah that shut down in like 2001 for some reason
They didn’t need the Center anymore as the world trade collapsed.
A non-reusable airport
They tried to use it, but it been a double fail.
Idk if this fits here, might be better suited for r/showerthoughts or somewhere else
Well, it isnt a post by Ken M.
But it’s not in his style
Yeah, I was just jokingly referring to the sub rules.
Damn you Geirmund and your puzzles!
Perhaps. It’s pretty close though.
Why’s this getting downvoted wtf
Because it is not pretty close
I mean I could see it fitting on either sub it really doesn’t matter
I’d discuss further, but I feel like if you start arguing the finer points of meme culture you’ve already lost before you start
Speak for yourself.
Ya I agree
Yeah I think it fits but it might just be funnier to me since it was my younger brother who posted this
It’s definitely funny imo, just kind of off topic for this sub
Its in the name, its in the Empire.
Now this is a not Ken M situation
NotKenM is NotWrong
That's where buddy the elf & his dad work
Obviously, the Empire State is housed there
It's an apple factory, that's why NY is the big Apple.
It houses the state of the Empire isn't that logical?
Do people really not know it’s an office building? I mean it has its own zip code because of all the businesses inside
Lol imagine not knowing that the Empire State Building is actually a super private water park for the C-level executives of Manhattan