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Not Ken M on the Empire State Building

Not Ken M on the Empire State Building

Azazel_brah

It's a place to do business man stuff like wear suits and bring briefcases to the office and make calls.


Duckdxd

crunch numbers


Thatsnicemyman

Can confirm, I visited the Capital State Building once and the cereal there has the crunchiest numbers I’ve ever tasted.


Justintime4u2bu1

Ah yes, count chocula


Sooperfish

CRUNCH the NUMBERS and SEND THEM TO ME


marshman82

I also heard they mine salt.


lama579

What’s in the briefcase?


NeighborPenguin

another briefcase


dedzip

Russian breifcase doll


The_Night-Man_Cometh

Crackers.


lama579

That’s the right answer ass man


The_Night-Man_Cometh

But I don’t even really work here…


Grayfox159

And that’s what makes this so difficult.


Hatteras11

I know, right? How do we tell em they’re being let go, when they don’t really work here? It’s going to be a tough conversation. Might be wise to have HR present & probably a few briefcases.


Elevated_Dongers

Hey man it's 2021 let's clean up the racism


Azazel_brah

...dude you're allowed to open the briefcase?


FangFingersss

The Theory and Practice of Oligarchical Collectivism


Captain_Hampockets

Sugoma.


ImmaRussian

Briefcase Tokens


HashKing

Papers…uhh business papers. Oh, and some creedence tapes.


-Dubwise-

TPS reports.


drkalmenius

Tacos? Do you want some? No, good because we really wanted them


Nurse_Dieselgate

Briefcases all the way down


ScottishCheese

The Business Factory, where Vincent Adultman works?


SleepyOwl-

Yes, just like the stock market he went to where he did a business


723i

I looked too long for this comment


Eiim

[Relevant xkcd](https://xkcd.com/1032/)


archlich

[Relevant Tom Cardy](https://youtu.be/qBE9TZP26FI)


whoisfourthwall

Vincent Adultman's HQ


bastardisedmouseman

Ah yes, the business factory.


ScottishCheese

Nah, Buddy the Elf’s dad works there


ScoutsOut389

What’s yours favorite color?


silverdew125

Beat me to it


StoryAndAHalf

Walls, hallways, lots of bathrooms - at least as many as floors. There's also a few elevators. Lights. Light switches. Light bulbs to make lights work. Miles of pipes. I'm sure you'll find desks and chairs in there as well, but don't quote me on that one.


experts_never_lie

Also more floors than elevators. The impulsive among you may deduce a bound on the ratio of elevators per bathroom.


dudemann

I would also bet there is a shit ton of wires... all kinds of wires.


AnotherEuroWanker

Some of the wires have colours.


pancakes8u

Idk what’s in it, but I do know Mt Olympus is at the top.


MemeTroubadour

The Empire State.


LordTengil

It's litterally in the title.


topinanbour-rex

It's an airport, duh.


The_Thirsty_Crow

It actually was an airport for zeppelins, I believe.


Zefrem23

Not quite an airport but it did have a Zeppelin dock at the top before all that nastiness with the Nazis and the fighting.


curbstyle

I thought the airport was the twin towers


stormcloak-spy

Nah that shut down in like 2001 for some reason


SheeBang_UniCron

They didn’t need the Center anymore as the world trade collapsed.


Lucker_Kid

A non-reusable airport


topinanbour-rex

They tried to use it, but it been a double fail.


rayshmayshmay

Idk if this fits here, might be better suited for r/showerthoughts or somewhere else


geirmundtheshifty

Well, it isnt a post by Ken M.


rayshmayshmay

But it’s not in his style


geirmundtheshifty

Yeah, I was just jokingly referring to the sub rules.


rayshmayshmay

Damn you Geirmund and your puzzles!


lama579

Perhaps. It’s pretty close though.


carson_ness

Why’s this getting downvoted wtf


Xion-raseri

Because it is not pretty close


carson_ness

I mean I could see it fitting on either sub it really doesn’t matter


Xion-raseri

I’d discuss further, but I feel like if you start arguing the finer points of meme culture you’ve already lost before you start


nadamuchu

Speak for yourself.


carson_ness

Ya I agree


lama579

Yeah I think it fits but it might just be funnier to me since it was my younger brother who posted this


Xion-raseri

It’s definitely funny imo, just kind of off topic for this sub


GreenOOFChicken

Its in the name, its in the Empire.


gravitydood

Now this is a not Ken M situation


frannypanty69

NotKenM is NotWrong


silverdew125

That's where buddy the elf & his dad work


martelljordan44

Olympus


Evan-Buckley

Obviously, the Empire State is housed there


9mmHero

It's an apple factory, that's why NY is the big Apple.


thissucksassagain

It houses the state of the Empire isn't that logical?


xwedodah_is_wincest

Daleks


5eangibbo

Heck


Skiceless

Do people really not know it’s an office building? I mean it has its own zip code because of all the businesses inside


P0werC0rd0fJustice

Lol imagine not knowing that the Empire State Building is actually a super private water park for the C-level executives of Manhattan