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Abandoned Machinery, Romania

Abandoned Machinery, Romania

pls-love-me

r/mildlypenis


adipocerousloaf

r/dildont


Blueberry-411

Why?


Miss-Phryne-Fischer

Thanks. I was gonna post something along those lines as well. :)


[deleted]

You're welcome.


mamefan

Jolly green giant lying on his back


Oneoh123

more like sad little foot


just_a_sloth

Nier Automata vibes


Juvenile_Bigfoot

Very Horizon Zero Dawn


mark_my_reddit

I was sure that this was an horizon's sub when I first saw this image


[deleted]

Looks kinda like a fallen robot with overgrown vegetation


corrupt_girl

Kind of what it is ain’t it


Karpuan

Beautifully put.


This_is_a_tortoise

She has such a way with words


A_Cave_Man

"it's tighter than dick skin"


leviwhite9

Shit Gronk, mine be broken cause that shit just slide around the bone.


chooooooool

You're right, it literally is a robot.


Clearastoast

An arm trying to lift itself up after faceplanting


[deleted]

Yep


MasterBen5667

i saw the same thing


RoJayJo

*NO NO NO NO, WHAT ARE YOU-- Okay, don't panic, she's still dead.*


JonSolo1

$15,000 I know what I have


pancakes8u

Actually, That'd be a steal.


JonSolo1

In the current condition? For Soviet era machinery?


Terrh

probably not... but as someone in the market for a 3.5T digger... you'd be shocked at how much people want for the things, even ones in that condition


No_more_BPD_2020

What's the maintenance like on a used one? Do you have a mechanic that maintains your equpiment full time, or does someone come out as needed?


Terrh

mine have been pretty reliable so far, I've got 2 small mini excavators and a skid steer. Both are old ("soviet era" would describe them) but low hours and I went through them top to bottom when I purchased them. I do all the work myself.


No_more_BPD_2020

Gotcha. That's how I would handle it myself, bring them back to spec and go from there. Tell the truth. Did you do donuts in them when you first got them? Those things are just cool.


Terrh

they are a ton of fun. We got a lot of snow over the last 24 hours and I've had a blast removing it.


No_more_BPD_2020

haha nice!! I'm totally jelly. I've driven old 16 ton forklifts, but never anything zippy like that. They look like fun to operate. I'd look for any excuse LOL


Xlixor

Never did I ever think I would hear a 2-3 ton excavator be described as zippy, but here we are.


Canadian_Infidel

Heavy industrial equipment has no expiry date. You could probably get that running.


crimsonxtyphoon

That's a fallen EVA


Kirastic13

I feel the need to crawl into the cabin of that thing and hide in there


Breskvich

10,000 bugs and 3 venomous snakes like this post.


raincakez

There are actually only three venomous snakes residing in Romania. Very accurate comment, I commend you, sir!


Breskvich

I try my best to share my knowledge of danger noodles


valentine-m-smith

Just needs a new distributor cap. That’s it, have it up and running in a day. So said my deceased Dad. Several dead cars in his yard, one had a sapling growing out of the hood.


DonkeyKongDownB

Classic Midwest, project car up on blocks beside the other project car, which houses an entire family of raccoons


SurelyNot_ButMaybe

Anyone else think this was the iron giant rising from his long slumber?


bebobschadoo

These are the kinds of fossils that will be discovered thousands of years from now if humans ceased to exist


MissRepresent

This also looks vaguely like a stripper heel


rainsworth06

He is emerging


Joroda

I'm pleased to see the construction equipment industry going green.


Dockland

Oh finally, the weed dick


karroq

Hopefully that's not kudzu. That shit is impossible to get rid of.


Solaries3

Kudzu, the Eternal, the Hungerer, the All-Devouring.


offoutover

If that were kudzu then that'd only be about 15 minutes of growth.


weirdbutinagoodway

If they said the picture was Georgia (the state not the country) I would disagree with it been abandoned, it would just be a picture on Monday after not using it for the weekend.


Breskvich

Looks also like a dogs ass! But its so cool


string_of_random

reminds me of bastion (from overwatch)


Moriartea7

Stay back, Hexus is probably trapped in there.


Quack_a_doodle_do

Its abandones because they all came to the UK to work 🤣


Gianni_Crow

Is it just me or does this have r/Bossfight vibes?


gooberhack

Poor Bastion


Zargof-the-blar

Right arm of a robot that failed to get up


HotdogIceCube

Reminds me of Horizon zero dawn


msktr

Pretty sure [Marty T](https://youtu.be/sFudJ2yIBJE) could get it running


Wanttoliveabroad

Holy cow


Icehurl

This reminds me of Creepshow


lolwhow

Pp crane


HughJorgens

I kinda want to find a way to sit inside, if the windows are still in it.


bIGDoNg6900

I think it’s a boat


03Titanium

Definitely need a 23 minute ASMR YouTube video of someone fixing this by hand and driving it away.


rdh212

23 minutes of someone swearing and then attempting to start an old diesel is probably about as far from asmr material as you can get.


Arajawat

Nature claimed it.


Creationiskey

Boss music in the distance


MasterBen5667

it looks like an abandoned mech, with its arm trying to lift its body out of the ground.


KingKillerKvvothe

With abandoned stuff I always wonder who was the last person to drive it, and why was it just left? Like did it breakdown and nobody could afford to fix it? Idk I just want to know what happened?


Bashed_to_a_pulp

on a lot of cases, the excavator was paid for in the price of whatever job it did. Left wherever it is after job completion. ​ A strange thing i notice though, not many abandoned machinery/cars salvaged for scrap metal. Unlike other metal objects left outside which is almost promptly taken away by 'scrap artists', these hulking objects basically remain intact despite the amount of high quality steel in them.


QuietDelight1

Reminds me of The Quest


electricdom

give it a few more weeks it'll become a hedge sculpture


db2

If future humans are as dense as we are this will have them firmly believing there was a race of robots competing with us for resources.


MURMEC

The last Bastion


lessermeister

camouflaged


TheMightyJDub

My favorite thing on YouTube is people breathing new life into machines such as this.


Trei_culori

Unde?


throwaway1817183

It looks like a robot getting up but died while doing so


qbl500

I don’t think this is in Romania... A piece of metal to last that long in the wild? No way!!!


buttfricc

Moss cock


outtakes

Looks like that legs toy in toy story


shawthepilot

Back to the mud.


wellwaffled

Looks like kudzu. That might’ve grown during lunch break.


Djblue23

All the Romanians are in the UK


Tiny_Cress

Thats an high heel


Slytherinrunner

It... looks like it's swimming. In vegetation.


mydogisfour

Reminds me of Breath of the Wild


PoorEdgarDerby

I’m playing Horizon: Zero Dawn and this is familiar.


lazlomass

COVID-SCAPING


AncientSlav

To me, it looks like a giant trying to get up


chooooooool

Excavator eats the forest, the forest eats the excavator. It's the circle of life.