first post rule
By - _horizonology
Almond milk, almond milk, almond milk
How can you milk an almond 😳
Press the almond prostate
Alternatively, you can milk it through the hundreds of miniature udders on it.
Step one:milk the almond
You don't. You feed a cow almonds and milk it.
We don’t stan her anymore. Oat milk supremacy.
Or whatever variant is most local ofc
Fuck you. Soy milk
Milk me like an almond.
Coming from a Trans Woman, Almond milk is wack ngl
I like the choccy almond milk
Nah ur fuckin wack
>hoo boy *combs soybeard and approaches* ahem Hello lovely lady. My pronouns are he/him/his. Don't worry, I'm not like those other cis white men haha. Cis get the bullet! Mayocide! Hehe. You should check out my reddit account. I've gotten a lot of karma from owning tankies and doing funny bits. But sometimes I can be a bit of a goofball troll too. Yesterday, I went on the\_donald and told those chuds to post hog and they banned me haha! A subreddit enforcing its rules, priceless! Sounds like they need a safe space. Not that there is anything wrong with safe spaces though! I think I'm a lot like the twitter account dril when I troll the chuds. Have you heard of dril? That's D-R-I-L. It's a pretty crazy twitter account that says silly stuff that you can repeat verbatim to own people. Corncob haha! You should look it up. It's dumb but hilarious. Whoops sorry, I shouldn't be using ableist words like dumb. How careless of me. Anywho, have you ever heard of a band called death grips? PRETTY PRETTY NINE MOTHERFUCKER! Haha that's a death grip lyric reference. Whoops, now everyone is staring at me because I used my outside voice hehe. What's that? You need to go to the bathroom? If you'd like, I could follow you to make sure no chuds give you any trouble for going in your preferred bathroom because that is my chivalrous duty. Wait, where are you going?! Just a pint of mouthfeel before you go? Please ma'am, might I just have a microwatt of girldick?
Jesse what the fuck are you talking about
Making up a guy and then getting mad at the made up guy. Classic twitter moment .
I don't think this was serious attack on the user
I prefer almond water
soy milk gang rise up
Milking almonds to support the trans community👍
I think we could all almond milk ally