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_horizonology

Almond milk


nerd9362

Almond milk?


WannabeComedian91

Almond milk, almond milk, almond milk


Bardic_Inspiration66

How can you milk an almond 😳


Stock_Hutz

Press the almond prostate


imirui

Alternatively, you can milk it through the hundreds of miniature udders on it.


TheRealTealOwO

Almond tiddies


MeliodasMashety

Step one:milk the almond Step two: Step three:


Ok_Conflict_5730

You don't. You feed a cow almonds and milk it.


dongletrongle

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FXI21S4ZWJU


WhapXI

We don’t stan her anymore. Oat milk supremacy.


Pebble_in_a_Hat

Or whatever variant is most local ofc


Kye_ThePie

Fuck you. Soy milk


SexyEggman

Milk me like an almond.


DG49U2AW56

Almond milk


ThingyThinger19

r/skamtebord


Yeetrii

Coming from a Trans Woman, Almond milk is wack ngl


eccuc

I like the choccy almond milk


Bryandar000

Nah ur fuckin wack


Yeetrii

Yeah. So?


MeliodasMashety

Damn chaddess


Yeetrii

Thank you.


million-dollar-loan

>hoo boy *combs soybeard and approaches* ahem Hello lovely lady. My pronouns are he/him/his. Don't worry, I'm not like those other cis white men haha. Cis get the bullet! Mayocide! Hehe. You should check out my reddit account. I've gotten a lot of karma from owning tankies and doing funny bits. But sometimes I can be a bit of a goofball troll too. Yesterday, I went on the\_donald and told those chuds to post hog and they banned me haha! A subreddit enforcing its rules, priceless! Sounds like they need a safe space. Not that there is anything wrong with safe spaces though! I think I'm a lot like the twitter account dril when I troll the chuds. Have you heard of dril? That's D-R-I-L. It's a pretty crazy twitter account that says silly stuff that you can repeat verbatim to own people. Corncob haha! You should look it up. It's dumb but hilarious. Whoops sorry, I shouldn't be using ableist words like dumb. How careless of me. Anywho, have you ever heard of a band called death grips? PRETTY PRETTY NINE MOTHERFUCKER! Haha that's a death grip lyric reference. Whoops, now everyone is staring at me because I used my outside voice hehe. What's that? You need to go to the bathroom? If you'd like, I could follow you to make sure no chuds give you any trouble for going in your preferred bathroom because that is my chivalrous duty. Wait, where are you going?! Just a pint of mouthfeel before you go? Please ma'am, might I just have a microwatt of girldick?


holsomvr6

Jesse what the fuck are you talking about


_horizonology

*squints*


reddit-supportspedos

Making up a guy and then getting mad at the made up guy. Classic twitter moment .


million-dollar-loan

?


deathray5

I don't think this was serious attack on the user


Katze1Punkt0

Almond Titties


Lazykabang

I prefer almond water


TrolledXdLolLmao

Almond milk


PissMasterCocc

soy milk gang rise up


Uno-The-Card

r/skamtebord


hypersucc

Milking almonds to support the trans community👍


thatvillainjay

I think we could all almond milk ally