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connoisseur_of_sauce

Ezekiel mad af


Bruchpil0t

His cock small


Shvetkou

What shrooms did that fucker eat to make up all that crazy shit? I need some.


pizzasongsenpai

Translation: there’s no cock, like horse cock


Chizz0

Send your asshole into a shock


Cyancat123

You need horse cock, of course cock


Kjrb

Actually it's "Israel sucks because everyone likes horse cock" iirc


pizzasongsenpai

You’ve clearly never heard the song that was from r/woooosh


Kjrb

Damn, I must flex my knowledge of Israel's opinion on horse cocks within scripture elsewhere 😔


pizzasongsenpai

Still interesting to know. Drop in my DM with that knowledge


bushi_the_log

reddit moment


deathray5

There's one person I sort of want to mention but he's controversial


pizzasongsenpai

Love your profile picture


deathray5

Thanks I stole it myself


LiteralAviationGod

V


Naturally_Idiotic

That’s a really good pfp


deathray5

Thanks I stole it myself


be-gon-boomers

vonk


balljointedmae

Voosh


TrolledXdLolLmao

r/wholesome r/mademesmile r/extremefetishes r/funny r/goodparenting


jonnydvibes

that extremefetishes page is super disturbing


Chemtrails420-69

I feel better about my fetishes and kinks. At least I’m not into chopping my cock off and turning it into an ashtray or shoving large needles through my tittays.


jonnydvibes

yea that needle tit one has been burned into my brain since i saw it


DoktorSoviet

which one? there are oh so many


jonnydvibes

idk i stopped when i saw the first one


xfritz5375

BDSM is supposed to be safe and sane. That sub is neither.


Gengar_49

I think some of that stuff actually kills you


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Significant_Salt7742

Oh god


Jacksin48

Lmao


whyamihere15

I think I threw up in my mouth a little


Fluffytoaster1

Really good bot :)


Deetchy_

One of these comments is not like the others


Lazykabang

r/politicalcompassmemes


kaczynskimyidol

r/jimmys


Serrated-Jello

r/staples


renrijra-krin

by the looks of it, they're reading from Revelations. that kid is gonna grow up to do SO many drugs lmao


xFblthpx

Literally says Ezekiel


MostModestPersonEVER

I think u/renrijra-krin was looking at the literal book not the quote.


0perand1_McSwanky

what if they had a version of the bible where every single verse was ezekiel 23:20


Chemtrails420-69

Christianity rises to 100%! 🥵🥵🥵🐴🍆


Moose_is_optional

They're looking at the pages of the physical book.


Jucicleydson

Nooo you can't just drop this here without context! You need to understand the full context to trully appreciate the message. Context: The profet Ezequiel says that God was mad because the people of Israel were partaking in cultural exchange with their neighbours. He chooses to illustrate it with the tale of a woman, who he constantly calls a hoe, having sex with all her chad neighbours. Then concludes describing in detail how God will make the chads rape and lynch her to death, then do the same to her children and burn her home. He says that's what she deserves for being such a hoe, and she will be made as an example to all other women who is considering to fuck someone. See? That makes a lot more sense in context.


IsThisReallyNate

God is an incel


DoktorSoviet

Unironically though I think the Old Testament at the very least was written by a bunch of Incels. Okay, maybe just Ezekiel. Deuteronomy was written by a proto-fascist.


Jucicleydson

If you remember that the big crime Ezekiel is condemning is cultural exchange between neighbouring populations, he is both.


[deleted]

But...donkey dicks...


MrKurtzHeDed

Biblically accurate C U M.


theyusedtohavepulses

straight parents: "there is a gay relationship in a cartoon???? perverts showing sexuality down our kids throats!!!!!!!" also straight parents:


beeboobabea

this. I grew up in an extremely homophobic household and have never thought of the idea that I might be attracted to girls and thought that ''falling in love with your girl best friend and finding the female body arousing is a totally straight thing to do'' until the day I was genuinely asked about my sexuality and broke down crying because I realized i've never been attracted to a guy in my life Needed to vent


Stock_Hutz

Wholesome family time 🤗


D-boi001

I saw Ezekiel and just thought of pulp fiction lmao


TheRealTealOwO

'Can we just skip to the part when Jesus heals and mingles with those ostracized by religious authority?'


XNTOL

What?


JediDanni

Song of Solomon is a literal erotica book and it's in the Bible


Jucicleydson

Solomon was a boobs guy


Africanshrektestcory

These are the fuckers who told us being gay is bad?


speedoflobsters

Emission. Like farting?


Ihave10husbandy

Cum


GusAvocados

What manga is this?


tossingballsaround

search mr hands on google guys