By - tra_q49
Ezekiel mad af
His cock small
What shrooms did that fucker eat to make up all that crazy shit? I need some.
Translation: there’s no cock, like horse cock
Send your asshole into a shock
You need horse cock, of course cock
Actually it's "Israel sucks because everyone likes horse cock" iirc
You’ve clearly never heard the song that was from
Damn, I must flex my knowledge of Israel's opinion on horse cocks within scripture elsewhere 😔
Still interesting to know. Drop in my DM with that knowledge
There's one person I sort of want to mention but he's controversial
Love your profile picture
Thanks I stole it myself
That’s a really good pfp
r/wholesome r/mademesmile r/extremefetishes r/funny r/goodparenting
that extremefetishes page is super disturbing
I feel better about my fetishes and kinks.
At least I’m not into chopping my cock off and turning it into an ashtray or shoving large needles through my tittays.
yea that needle tit one has been burned into my brain since i saw it
there are oh so many
idk i stopped when i saw the first one
BDSM is supposed to be safe and sane. That sub is neither.
I think some of that stuff actually kills you
Here's a sneak peek of /r/sounding **[NSFW]** using the [top posts](https://np.reddit.com/r/sounding/top/?sort=top&t=year) of the year!
\#1: [Love to thrust the rod in while our dick tips do a lil kiss ❤️](https://redgifs.com/watch/antiquewhiteprivateyellowjacket) | [55 comments](https://np.reddit.com/r/sounding/comments/ndvl32/love_to_thrust_the_rod_in_while_our_dick_tips_do/)
\#2: [Hells yeaaaaaah](https://i.redd.it/1ayr9afx9cu61.jpg) | [54 comments](https://np.reddit.com/r/sounding/comments/murn0k/hells_yeaaaaaah/)
\#3: [I hit my bladder with a hollow toy 💦 are pee gifs welcome here?](https://redgifs.com/watch/severalserpentinebream) | [55 comments](https://np.reddit.com/r/sounding/comments/n5iiq9/i_hit_my_bladder_with_a_hollow_toy_are_pee_gifs/)
^^I'm ^^a ^^bot, ^^beep ^^boop ^^| ^^Downvote ^^to ^^remove ^^| [^^Contact ^^me](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=sneakpeekbot) ^^| [^^Info](https://np.reddit.com/r/sneakpeekbot/) ^^| [^^Opt-out](https://np.reddit.com/r/sneakpeekbot/comments/o8wk1r/blacklist_ix/)
I think I threw up in my mouth a little
Really good bot :)
One of these comments is not like the others
by the looks of it, they're reading from Revelations.
that kid is gonna grow up to do SO many drugs lmao
Literally says Ezekiel
I think u/renrijra-krin was looking at the literal book not the quote.
what if they had a version of the bible where every single verse was ezekiel 23:20
Christianity rises to 100%! 🥵🥵🥵🐴🍆
They're looking at the pages of the physical book.
Nooo you can't just drop this here without context! You need to understand the full context to trully appreciate the message.
The profet Ezequiel says that God was mad because the people of Israel were partaking in cultural exchange with their neighbours.
He chooses to illustrate it with the tale of a woman, who he constantly calls a hoe, having sex with all her chad neighbours. Then concludes describing in detail how God will make the chads rape and lynch her to death, then do the same to her children and burn her home. He says that's what she deserves for being such a hoe, and she will be made as an example to all other women who is considering to fuck someone.
See? That makes a lot more sense in context.
God is an incel
Unironically though I think the Old Testament at the very least was written by a bunch of Incels.
Okay, maybe just Ezekiel. Deuteronomy was written by a proto-fascist.
If you remember that the big crime Ezekiel is condemning is cultural exchange between neighbouring populations, he is both.
Biblically accurate C U M.
straight parents: "there is a gay relationship in a cartoon???? perverts showing sexuality down our kids throats!!!!!!!" also straight parents:
this. I grew up in an extremely homophobic household and have never thought of the idea that I might be attracted to girls and thought that ''falling in love with your girl best friend and finding the female body arousing is a totally straight thing to do'' until the day I was genuinely asked about my sexuality and broke down crying because I realized i've never been attracted to a guy in my life
Needed to vent
Wholesome family time 🤗
I saw Ezekiel and just thought of pulp fiction lmao
'Can we just skip to the part when Jesus heals and mingles with those ostracized by religious authority?'
Song of Solomon is a literal erotica book and it's in the Bible
Solomon was a boobs guy
These are the fuckers who told us being gay is bad?
Emission. Like farting?
What manga is this?
search mr hands on google guys