# Wowowowowowowowowoman?

"wo"*float("inf")+"man" There you go

That's not a paradox it's just an endless loop

Recursive problem ! Worst than paradoxes !

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I like your funny words, magic man

Finally, someone smart. Unlike op.

A cool actual recursive way of this problem could be something like: ​ `String word = "woman";` `while (true) {` `word = word.replace("man", "woman");` `}`

A recursive function could be String wowoman(string woman){ Return “wo”+wowoman(woman); }

This is the best way so far to doom a computer. Approved.

This isn't recursion this is a stupid while loop

All right then, if you really need it String wowoman(String woman) { return wowoman(woman.replace("man", "woman")); } One serving of StackOverflowError coming right up

I’m sorry, is this some kind of Java joke that I’m too Python to understand?

Python gang

The dad never said to replace recursively, so the answer is just "wowoman"

That is very true, though if you replace woman with wowoman, is wowoman now woman, and you are supposed to replace the man in it? I guess that is the actual paradox, or whatever better word you have for it

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Yes, unfortunately you cannot multiply a string by a floating point number

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Computer talk

How do you do fellow programmers

Yeah just cuz I can recognize Spanish doesn't mean I speak it.

Wowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowoowowowowowowowovovvo

Damn bro you won no contest. This alone proves you have more work ethic than most redditors.

There is a man in every woman. No wait...

There is a wo in every woman aswell. So whats a wo?

I don’t know much about wo, but I know plenty of woe.

Who’s Woe

Woe mama

Wour mama

Wou made it sound like owo talk, hope wu are proud

MASTER WU!

Than why am I not called a woeman

Woahman chill out

In german „wo“ means where so when you directly translate it you get the question where man and thats cause you’ll always need a bro if you have a girlfriend or wife

Where?

Pop Smoke?

unless they’re a redditor

Trans people: ✊🏾🔥🏳️‍🌈

Traitor Edit: You used an emoji im not homophobe or Transphobe

Oh yeah better clarify before someone destroys you, lol

I knew that was gonna happen, so i quickly edited it

Yup

The patients IQ levels are lowering! (Oompa loopmas are trapping me in a basement and they are doing-

Shall i r/woosh sir?

I’m confused

Yes please ok here is you tip

Well, that's ok also.

Crash Bandicoot intensifies

After it becomes wowoman, it’s not woman anymore so u stop adding

u/OwOfier

Aftew it becomes wowoman, it’s not woman anymowe so u stuwup adding I need to be punished *runs paws down your chest and bites lip* ^(I'm a bot, you can call me with u/OwOfier. )

What the fuck

u/OwOfier

What the fuwuck Nyaa uwu ^(I'm a bot, you can call me with u/OwOfier. )

What the hell he took out the nya out of his ass

u/OwOfier

What the heww he tuwuok out the nya out of his ass *pouts* ^(I'm a bot, you can call me with u/OwOfier. )

u/OwOfier

But this is reddit, we ignore furries and anything to do with them so wowomen becomes woman since owo is furry for any statement. Therefore, you are left with women again, and must continue to add and delete. This is now your life. We will check in on you again in. . .twenty five years, forty seven days, two hours, and 57 seconds.

no you stop after you did it once since the instructions never specified how often you are supposed to execute them thus you should default to only doing them once. also good luck with the whole "ignoring anything to do with furries" thing. That's pretty much impawsible at this point

The instructions specify that you must replace the subset of letters “man” in the word “woman”. Since you ignore the new subset “owo” you have not carried out the instruction at all since the word remains as “woman”

But in order to ignore the "owo" and return the word to "women" you had to first create the "owo" by performing the given task. So you fulfilled the task creating "Wowomen" and then in a separate, secondary action ignore the "owo" returning the word to "women". While the outcome may be the same as if you had done nothing, you still have performed these actions as required.

No no, the ignoring of the owo is not a secondary action, it is a simultaneous condition that you experience. The situation is analogous to attempting to cook pizza rolls in the oven, setting the timer, returning only to find the oven wasn’t plugged in. The work done has had no effect, having never fulfilled the task.

who the fuck unpluggs his oven?

Nobody, I do it. I unplug other people’s ovens

he used the cursed furry language, shoot him or something

Ah yes recursion.

To understand recursion, you must first understand recursion

Came here for this. This is not a paradox, it's just simple recursion. To be fair, in order to understand recursion, one must first understand recursion.

I leave to take a poop and this post has gained 150 upvotes. Since when can i make memes?

Welcome to Reddit. The land where things happen and none is able to tell why or how.

Praise

Same with female

There is no man in female. /S

That's not a paradox it's just an endless loop

Dr. Strange approved

*dubstep baseline* `WWOOOOOOWOOWOOWOWOWOOWOOOOOOOOOWOOOOOO000000W`

This is what I was looking for.

*Crash Bandicoot intensifies*

Thank. You.

this isnt a paradox this is recursion >:(

No, this is Patrick!

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Damn bro you won no contest. This alone proves you have more work ethic than most redditors.

(Wo*10^∞)man

This guy doin the mafs

owoman

Wowoman would be enough. The point was to change man to woman in word "woman" so doing that would just leave us with wowoman

Korega requiem da

You don't replace wowoman, just woman

But wouldn't that just be wowoman? After that you have to replace every man in wowoman, not woman

owo?

After the first time you already did it. It’s kinda like the question of how many 5s can you take out of 100. Only one because after that’s it’s no longer 100

No you see, he said replace every man in WOMAN and not wowoman. That means you only get to wowoman. ᵈᵒⁿᵗ ᵗᵃᵏᵉ ᵐʸ ᶜᵒᵐᵉⁿᵗ ˢᵉʳⁱᵒᵘˢˡʸ

Nah, it should be wowoman, cuz it didn't say to repeat until man was not there.

I am now going to produce the worlds most downvoted comment: It includes OwO

Oh I don’t think so

Good luck topping the downvotes on that one ea comment lol.

I wanna see that comment. Where can I find it bud.

I hope it will make you feel a [sense of pride and accomplishment.](https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWarsBattlefront/comments/7cff0b/seriously_i_paid_80_to_have_vader_locked/dppum98?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)

\*cloaker noises\*

Recursion in a nutshell.

OWOman

W

Problem solved

Woman

If you replace the “men” in “women” with “women”, you will have “wowomen”. HOWEVER, you can’t go any farther because if you do, then you wouldn’t have replaced the “men” in “women” with “women”, you would have replaced it with “wowomen”.

its not a paradox, its a loop :)

Morty be like

wOWOman

wow

Recursion intensifies

I tried to put this in a meme but I didn't know how to

Does that mean lesbians are just wo’s because no man’s been inside them?

woopeople

He died...

wowoman, since "wowoman" is no longer "woman"

wowowowowowoowowowom- leTS PUMP IT UP

wOWOman

Whatever time it is, there wll always be a man inside a woman

It’s not a paradox this is just the human woman experience on display

wowoman

OwOman

Nah it would jus be wowoman since once you replace the first man it’s no longer woman which means you don’t have to change man into woman thus ending the loop

Hehe wOwOman

Well i mean you did replace the "man" in "'woman"(1) with "woman"(2). Nothing in the paradox says you have to do anything with "woman"(2). So he solved it in slide 5

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Wo

Crash bandicoot watching this meme: funni woah

One of the best meme templates if done correctly, change my mind

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This isn't so much a paradox as it is just a feedback loop. While all paradoxes involve feedback loops, not all feedback loops are paradoxes.

i thought it meant a diffrent man in woman

wOwOman

This is exactly why I almost never use while loops in my code unless necessary.

Actually it's just wowoman because after replacing the first man with woman you no longer have the word woman and therefore don't need to replace the word man anymore.

Our hero

Also works with literally every word. Just remove any amount of letters from it and replace that within the word with itself Hello: llo HeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHe...

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Its wrong, because he said replace every man in "woman" with woman but after the first time its wowoman and its no longer "woman" , therefore breaking the rule. And that's gentlemen is what happens when ur bored

Bruh what's with this kid, calm down mate😂

Ur new to reddit , Aren't you ?

Unfortunately not sometimes wish I wasn't on it at all😂

(Wo*10^∞)man

Meth

That's not a paradox, it's just a recursive loop without an exit condition.

Another paradox:The following sentence is correct: this sentence is not correct.

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The fact that more than 21k persons think recursivity is a paradox is not funny at all

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I read this like that Crash Bandicoot meme

Ah recursion, someone forgot their base case

I have a paradox. This sentence is false.

``` while 1:print('wo',end='') ```

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Is that recursion I see? *every Redditor jumping out the shadows to add their IT snark like Bill Gates jumping over a chair*

Replace every man in man with man bam you get man

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good night wowoowowowowowowoowowowowoman :)

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Wowomanman

Nah it would just be „wowoman“

hahah funny XD

Wowowow

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I think it would stop at 2nd step because it's now wowoman

wouldn't it be wowo? correct me if im wrong

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Wouldnt it end after Wowoman because its no longer just woman but Wowoman?

the answer would be wowoman cause after that you wouldn't be changing the man in woman, you would be changing the man in wowoman.

That's not his dad... Wait a minute

Womon

wo R (repeating) man